December 13, 2004

  • I shave my legs,
    I sit down to pee.
    And I can justify
    any shopping spree.

    Don't go to a barber,
    but a beauty salon.
    I can get a massage
    without a hard-on.

    I can balance the checkbook,
    I can pump my own gas.
    Can talk to my friends,
    about the size of my ass.

    My beauty's a masterpiece,
    and yes, it takes long.
    At least I can admit,
    to others when I'm wrong.

    I don't drive in circles,
    at any cost.
    And I don't have a problem,
    admitting I'm lost.

    I never forget,
    an important date.
    You just gotta deal with it,
    I'm usually late.

    I don't watch movies,
    with lots of gore.
    Don't need instant replay,
    to remember the score.

    I won't lose my hair,
    I don't get jock itch.
    And just cause I'm assertive,
    don't call me a bitch.

    Don't say to your friends,
    oh yeah, I can get her.
    In your dreams, my dear,
    I can do better!

    Flowers are okay,
    but jewelry's best.
    Look at me you idiot...
    not at my chest????

    I don't have a problem,
    with Expressing my feelings.
    I know when you're lying,
    you look at the ceiling.

    DON'T call me a GIRL,
    a BABE or a CHICK.

    I am a WOMAN.



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  • Sure, he’s good-looking and fun to date, but is he kind? Does he have a heart, or is he in need of a transplant? In honor of the anniversary of the first heart transplant (December 3), take this quiz to find out.

    1. You take him to meet your parents. How does he greet your mom?
    “Where’s the bar?” (Score = 1)
    “What’s for dinner?” (Score = 2)
    Shakes her hand politely. (Score = 3)
    Offers her a lovely bouquet of flowers and a kiss on the cheek. (Score = 4)
    Hands her his bags. (Score = -1)

    2. After a fancy dinner out, you come down with food poisoning. His response:
    “It could be worse. I could have it, too.” (Score = 1)
    “Does that mean I have to cook tonight?” (Score = 2)
    “I’ll bring you some Gatorade on my way back from the gym.” (Score = 3)
    “Let me hold your hair back while you puke.” (Score = 4)
    “I told you not to have the clams.” (Score = -1)

    3. You invite him to join you in some volunteer work. He declines, saying:
    He’s got better things to do. (Score = 1)
    He’d rather have your undivided attention. (Score = 2)
    He has to work late. (Score = 3)
    He’s doing charity work of his own that day. (Score = 4)
    Charity begins at home, so he’s staying in. (Score = -1)

    4. Whenever you go on a business trip, he:
    Goes out every night. (Score = 1)
    Calls you frequently, whining. (Score = 2)
    Calls you on his way to work in the morning. (Score = 3)
    Has flowers waiting at your hotel, leaves a love note in your briefcase, and baby-sits your cat. (Score = 4)
    Doesn’t return your calls or emails. (Score = -1)

    5. Which Wizard of Oz character is he most like:
    The Wizard. He’s pretty mercurial. (Score = 1)
    The Scarecrow. If he only had a brain. (Score = 2)
    A Munchkin. He tries (a little). (Score = 3)
    Sir Hokus of Pokes. He’s sweet, loyal and true. (Score = 4)
    The Tin Woodman. No heart in sight. (Score = -1)


    Check the score to see what kind of guy he is:

    Less than 0:
    If you’re looking for a sweetheart, you’d better cut your losses and leave this heartless guy behind.

    0-5: In addition to not having a heart, this fellow doesn’t have much else going for him, either. Take stock of why you’re with someone like him to determine what you’re really getting out of this relationship.

    6-10: He’s a little needy, isn’t he? If you’re seriously into him, you might want to have a talk about his behavior and help him act more like a man than a mama’s boy.

    11-15: Give him credit for trying. Reinforce his good behavior and encourage him when he makes an effort. He’s probably just never had a woman as worthy of him as you before.

    16-20: You’ve got yourself a big-hearted, certifiably great guy. Congratulations////

December 11, 2004

  • EXCITING THINGS!!!!!


     I receive myself Financial Aid funds b4 I know you, after I know you you receive my Financial Aid funds..all of those belong to him b4 he has a GF


    If there is only 1 apple, he'll give it to her. but if there're 2, he'll give her the bigger one


    I always say you're pretty eventhough you're ugly as hell. on contrary, I am really handsome, but still you say I'm ugly


     Whenever we hang out, I always spend my $$$. And only eat noodles after I return to my dormitory


     am always a gabage can for you to dump your sadness, and madness. But when I am in that situation, I have to be a gabage can myself


    You just kiss me whenver you feel like it. And I have to ask for your permission when I wanna kiss you


    You are always beating me up. But I have never beated you up.


    One time you asked me that what will I do when if you love someone else.I'll say I'll beat the shit outta him..And when I asked you the same question. You said you would kill me.


    when I spend the night in you house, I have to sleep on the sofa. And when you spend the night in my dorm. I still have to sleep on the sofa


    I bought you a shirt for 60,000, I lied to you that it was 40,000. But you bought me a watch for 100,000, you said it was 500,00.


     

December 5, 2004

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December 4, 2004

November 30, 2004

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    If one day


    If one day you feel like crying
    Don't be afraid to call me
    I don't promise to make you laught
    But I can cry with you.

    If one day you want to run away
    Call me...
    I can't make you stop
    But I can run with you...

    If one day you don't want to listen to anybody
    Call me
    I promise I will be very quiet

    But...
    If one day you call
    And there is no answer
    Come fast to see me
    Perhaps... I need you.


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    All i want to say


    I don't know just how to explain.
    I don't know if I could say it again.
    But when I thought it was all left behind.
    It's funny how things come full circle in time
    I thought I was right but now I know
    That the answer was not to let you go
    And all I ever wanted to say
    All I needed to brighten my day
    Please give me a chance to say "I'm Sorry."
    Give me a reason to be somebody.
    That could once again be there for you
    Like how I was, and how I still want to


     


    I'm so glad to find you
    Like seeking star in the sky
    I'm so glad to be truth
    In my heart, you will shine
    All the bad times we've been through
    And the good times we've shared
    I'll be there with you
    For the one I care
    Today and tomorrow



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    You are the love of my life
    You give me the reason to live
    You taught me how to be strong
    With you is where I belong


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    I give


    I give you my heart, mind and soul
    I give you my love for you make me whole
    I give you this promise, the promise to try
    I give you each breath and the tears that I cry
    I give you my past, future and now
    I give you my thoughts, hope and this vow
    I give you my voice and the music I sing
    I give you forever and I give you this ring
    I give you my world and all the pain and the strife
    I give you my hand and learn to share my life
    I give you this kiss and the words that I
    I say, "I'll cherish you always As of this day."


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    10 commanment of a Tennager

    1.Thou shall not sneak out when parent are sleeping(why wait??)
    2.Thou shall not steel from K-mart(Target had a bigger selection)
    3.Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism(destruction has a bigger effect)
    4.Thou shall not steel from out parent(everyone kno grandma has more $)
    5.Thou shall not get in2 fight(just start them)
    6.Thou shall not do drugs(alcohol lasts longer)
    7.Thou shall not skip class(just take the whole day off)
    8.Thou shall not strip in class(hooter pay more)
    9.Thou shall not think about having sex(as Nike says , just do it! )
    10.Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street(just leave them in the middle)



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    Life Take Ur Dream -N- Turn It Upside Down
    Friend Talk About You When You Ain't Around
    People Make Promise Dat Dey Dun Keep
    I've Learn To Relize Dat Talk Is Cheap.. =(

November 21, 2004

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    how many legs do u c?


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    how many faces?



     

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    If I knew it would be the last time,
    I could spare an extra minute or two
    to stop and say I love you,
    instead of assuming you would KNOW I do

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    count the black circles if u can

  • **********The nature of friendship*************


     


    A friend is some1 who accepts me as I am


     


    A friend is some1 u look up to in some way and yet you can be critical of


    A friend is some1 who walks in when the rest of the world walks out


     


    In propersity, our friends are known us; in advertisy, we know our friends


     


    A friend is some1 who knows u and loves u just the same as


     


    A friend is some1 who cheers u up when ur feeling down


     


    True friends don’t drift apart even after many years of seperation


     


    Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impoosible to forget.


     


    So, does it have the real friendship between BOY and GIRL????


     


    ##########THE RULES OF DATING GAME##########


     


    + The man should alaways pay for the date


     


    + A woman should never approach a man first.


     


    + Its inadivisable to talk about ur problems at the beginning of relationship


     


    + Don’t say things like “Can I see u again tomorrow?”. Don’t make it appear that ur desperate.


     


    + To advoid awkward situation, lets ur family know where are u goin and when u’ll back


     


    + Its better to go out with groups of friends in the beginning


     


    + Most blind dates tend to be disastrous, so its best to advoid them


     


    + Its indiscreet to ask personal question until u get to know each other.


     


    @@@@GUIDE TO ROMANTIC SUCCESS (even the best relationship sometimes run  into trouble)@@@@


     


    Show that you like each other.


     


    Keep on being polite


     


    Maintain ur independence


     


    Commit to getting fat


     


    Take care of each other


     


    Resolve disagreements


     


    What do u know about WINTER & NOEL?


     


    1/ Which 1 u think that its made 1st?


    a)     Chocolate / soup


    b)     Pyjama/ Electric bulb


    c)      Kissing under the mistletoe/ Decorate a Noel tree


     


    2/ Wheres Santa Claus come from?


    a)     North Pole


    b)     Holand


    c)      Germany


    d)     Turkey     


     


    3/When was Santa Claus born?


    a)     Dec 5


    b)     Dec 12


    c)      Dec24


     


    4/When did we see the decorated electric bulb apper?


    a)     1492


    b)     1895


    c)      1944


    d)     1976


     


    5/Where does it have traditon to decorate Noel tree?


    a)     Germany


    b)     Israel


    c)      England


    d)     Scandinavia


     


    6/”Silent night, holly night…” whats the instrument play the first verse?


    a)     Flute organ


    b)     Guitar


    7/ In US, children got gifts by hanging shocks, how about in Holand?


    a)     An old hat


    b)     Shoes


    c)      Shocks


     


     


    WHAT DO U KNOW ABOUT URSELF?


     


    1/If connect ur artery together, how long is it: 6 miles or 60,000 miles?


     


    2/Can u talk without vibrating ur vocal cord?


     


    3/How much saliva u secrete each day: as a bowl or a litre?


     


    4/Whats amyglade used for?


     


    5/Which 1 live longer: hairs or eyelashes?


     


    6/What finger-nail can lengthen fast?


     


    7/Heartbeats was controled by brain or  spinal narrow, true or false?


     


    8/Whats difference between an atheletic with brown eyes and one with blue eyes?