1/Whats invented 1^st?

a)     Coke or straw

b)     Chewingum or lollipop

c)      Roller skate or skate-board

 

2/True or false?

a)      The mosquito luv to bite u when u wear red clothes.

b)      The corn can explode when its too hot.

 

3/ Whats invention useful for ppl?

a)      The Earth goes around the Sun by Galileo

b)      Light bulb by Edison

c)       Steam engine by James Watt

 

4/What do u imagine that the Earth turns backward?

a)      All animals are death

b)      Space explodes

c)       U are at South Pole.

 

5/ Has 10 birds on the tree. The hunter shoots one. How many birds are there?

 

6/ According to u, ½ min to a min is also like:

a)      30 mins to 60 mins

b)      A week to 10 weeks

c)       29 sec to 59 sec

d)      10 years to 20 years

 

7/A year has 7 months has 31 days. How many months has 28 days in 4 years?

a)      48

b)      12

c)       4

d)      3

 

8/A sec is long as a hour when:

a)     U look at dead clock.

b)     U r watching the last min of a match

c)      U r waiting for some1

 

9/A day has more than 24 hours. It means:

a)     U r at ancient time

b)     U r at the Moon

c)      U r at the Pole

d)     U r listening to nonsensical ques

 

10/ In a minute, by ur own legs, u can go:

a)     200m

b)     300m

c)      400m

d)     More than that

 

11/U have a pendulum-clock, and u want the time goes more quickly.What do u do?

a)      Wind up a clock

b)      Hang something heavy to  the clock pendulum

c)       Make the clock pendulum not too much heavy

d)      Make the clock pendulum longer.

>Jack got $5 for a time to saw wood into a half. How many money does he get to saw wood into 4 pieces???

 

>>2 ppl play chess. They play 5 game of chess. Each of them won 3 games. Why is that?

 

>>>Lets draw an unbreak line for this pic:

 

o      o      o

 

o      o      o

 

o      o      o

 

>>>>The given code is “twelve”12. The answer is “six”6. The given code is “six” 6. The answer is “three” 3.  If the given code is 1”ten” 10, whats the answer????

 

>>>>>Year 1961 and 4.048 years later have the same  point. Whats  it?

 

>>>>>>4 is a half of 5. Is it true?

 

>>>>>>>You’re in a dark and cold place and u have 1 match. And you only have a wood  and a paper. What do you fire 1^st?

 

>>>>>>>>Uncle CHI stands in front of one’s pic and says: I don’t have any siblings. This man’s dad is a son of my dad. Whos he?

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example:

> > >>
> > >>       1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold
> > >>       everything in, but you can see right through them.


> > >>       2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it
> > >>       takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
> > >>       reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but
> > >>       can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.


> > >>       3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often
> > >>       over-inflated.


> > >>       4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go
> > >>       anywhere, you have to light a fire under it and, of
> > >>       course, there's the hot air component.


> > >>       5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and
> > >>       retain water.


> > >>       6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.


> > >>       7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to
> > >>       pick people up.


> > >>       8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight can
> > >>       shift to the bottom.


> > >>       9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the
> > >>       last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.


> > >>       10) Remote Control -- Female. Ha! You thought it'd be
> > >>       Male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd
> > >>       be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the
> > >>       right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Could you build this?



Impossible Triangle



How many prongs on this fork?

 

As I look out the majestic sea, I know you and I were meant to be, I only wish I could you see how much your love means to me

 

I look to the new years and my wishes for you, peace within your heart. Love from family and friends. Faith to guide your way. Hope to make it through each day. Sunshine to light the day. Heavely stars to wish upon. Rainbows to let you know there is a tomorrow. A tear to show compassion. A heart to hold the love. But most of all I wish for you to feel my hands in yours to know I am here if you stumble or fall. To bring your cheer, to bring your love, to return the love you always share with me.

PROPHECIES

 

When fragrance no longer exists in wild flowers, when goodness is no longer present in men, when rivers are no longer healthy, the biggest world war then begin. Those who escape in the mountains and woods will survive and will live after the war in peace and propesity because there will be any more wars. When this horrible war starts, the most casualities will be suffered by armies that fly in the sky. Fortunate will be the soldiers who shall be fighting on land and on sea. The people who will be conducting this war will have scientists and wise men who will kill soldiers but will instead put them to sleep so they will not be able to fight. Only one country, far away, big as Europe and surrounded by large oceans, will be peaceful and spared from this horror. She will not be invovled in this war.

 

Before this last big, the world will be divided in half, the same as an aplle when its cut in two. Two halves of an apple can never be put together to restore the whole apple again. Just before this war begins, a large country, acroos great seas, will be ruled by a ruler who will be a farmer and a chaush. He will no longer allow the Red Ruler to expand his empire. There will be skirmishes and threats. This Ruler will not attack the Red Empire. He will only make threats. The princes, who will be created by this Ruler, will be meaner and more aggressive. They will be the ones who starts the war. After this war, the world will be ruled by a noble and a good red-headed man. Fortunate will be those who will live under him because this red-headed ruler will bring happiness to all. He will have a long life and will rule until his death. During his reign and after him there will never be any more wars. However the peace and propesity which will come about after the last world war will be a bitter illusion because will forget God and they will worship man’s intelligence. Man will go to other worlds which he will find emptiness and wasteland there. He will find the Lord’s serenity in other worlds which he will reach. People  will drive carts on moon and other worlds looking for other life forms there, but they will not find life there as they know it to be on earth. There will be life th   re but it will be kind of life that man will not understand. Those who will travel to other worlds and who will not believe in God, after they return to earth, will says:”All you people, who doubt or do not believe in god, just go where we were and you will realize the meaning of the power and wisdom of God”

 

Suppose you could transport urself into the future the year 2055. You are ur own great-grandchild looking at the end of the twentith century and the beginning of the twenty-first. What do u think? What message would you give to ur grandparents about the enivorment? What would u tell them to do about war and peace? How would you tell them to handle crime and poverty? The population? What destrutive things you would warn them about to insure ur health and safety?

Moeagaru Omoi wa Hakanakute
Aenai Hibi ga mata Hajimaru
Yasuragi to Itsuwari No Kotoba wo
Nani Hitotsu Ienai mama ni....

understand????

 

To know the value of a month, asking mommy who has just given birth.

 

To know the value of a week, asking the editor of weekly paper.

 

To know the value of a hour, asking the couple who waiting for an appointment.

 

To know the value of a minute, asking ppl who just miss bus.

 

To know the value of a second, asking ppl who escape from an accident.

 

To know the value of a tick, asking the athletes just get the gold medal.

 

Respect every second every mintue are passing.

 

Cos  short moments  have their own value, haven’t they?

 

Yesterday is history.

 

Tomorrow is still mistery.

 

Present is present.

 

 

It’s very easy to know one’s add, but it’s too difficult to have a space in his heart.

 

It’s easy to estimate one’s mistake, but its difficult to realize oneself fault.

 

Its easy to talk without thinking, but its difficult to control oneself.

 

Its easy to hurt someone, but its difficult to heal this wound.

 

Its easy to forgive someone, but its difficult to make someone forgive me.

 

Its easy to create the rules, but its difficult to do them.

 

Its easy to dream at night, but its difficult to strive for a dream.

 

Its easy to express the victory, but its dificult to admit the fault.

 

Its easy to stumble over a stome, but its difficult to stand up and continue going.

 

Its easy to promise to someone something, but its difficult to carry weight.

 

Its easy to say I LOVE U, but its difficult to make someone feel beloved.

 

Its easy to criticize someone, but its difficult to improve oneself.

 

Its easy to make mistake, but its difficult to study from those faults.

 

Its easy to think about something, but its difficult to stop thinking and start acting.

 

Its easy to accept, but its difficult to give.

 

Its easy to read all of these things, but its difficult to do them.

                                                              

If the chance still doesn’t come to u,  you should reconsider urself…

I LOVE SLAMDUNK

ANGELS