SOMETHING IS SO HILARIOUS >.<

+ Only in America......can a pizza get to a house faster than an
ambulance.
+ Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
+ Only in America......do they leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put their useless junk in the garage.
+ Only in America......do they buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
+ Only in America......do they use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning bloodsucking creatures'.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------EVER WONDER ....
>Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?!

>Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

>Why are Carrots more orange than Oranges?

>Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

>Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker ?

>Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?

>Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

>Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

>If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
[Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair]

2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside".
[Evidently, the shoplifter special]

3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
[And that would be how...?]

4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."
[But it's *just* a suggestion]

5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not
turn
upside down".
[Oops, too late!]

6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating.
[As sure as night follows the day . . . . .]

7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
[But wouldn't this save even more time?]

8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication".
[We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction s if we could
just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.]

9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
[One would hope]

10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use
only".
[As opposed to what?]

11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use".
[I gotta admit, I'm curious].

12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts".
[NEWS FLASH]

13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open
packet,eat nuts."
[Step 3: Fly Delta]

14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not
enable
you to fly".
[I don't blame the company. I do blame parents for this one!]

15. On a Swedish chain saw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your
hands or genitals".
[Was there a chance of this happening somewhere?.....Good god!]

16. On an MRE: "While heating place on a rock or something"

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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to answer and bring a smile to me 
(maybe even a chuc! kle)...in other words

I love someone
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YoU Kn0w wHo I ToLd Ab0uT???

*Y0U* Kn0w Wh0 Ar3 *Y0U*, RiGhT?? 

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100 Question Survey -- fill it out and repost-

1. Full Name: Gi4nG Vo
2. your nick-name: Giang ho, Jane
3. Your Birthday: Oct 15 
4. Place of Birth: Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
5. Zodiac Sign: Libra
6. Male or Female: Fe*Male
8. School: why do yo want to know? ask me then
9. Occupation: Comp programmer or Web designer? 
10. Residence: somewhere on Earth
11. AIM Screen Name: MoiTinhThu1510
12. Hair Color: Black and Brown
13. Hair Long or Short: not 2 long but not 2 short
14. Eye Color: black
15. How do ur nails look: nice looking, all clean and short
16. Weight: 110lbs
17. Do you have a crush on someone right now be honest: yup..maybe
18. Do u like yourself: yep
19. Braces?: no, not yet
20. Think your hot: yeah, buwahahaha
21. Piercings: earing?
22. Tattoo: none, want one
23. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

24. First Kiss: uh I think it happen when I was a little kid
25. First G/F B/F? forgot his name...its a long long time ago...
26. First best friend(s): too long of a list
27. First Award: best drawing and making Tet holiday card
28. First Sport You Joined: basketball
29. First pet: couple doggies 
30. First vacation: Malaysia & Singapore 
32. First Love: Hamburger

___Favorites____

33. Movie(s): The mothman, IE…yeah I like horror and action.. comedy is ok
34. TV Show(s): Friends, MTV....
35. Color(s): BLACK, white,blue, light pink 
38. Food: Vietnamese
39. Drink: Miineral water, Coke, Redbull
40. Candy: Starburst, Tosstie Roll
41. Sport To Play: basketball and more
42. Sport To Watch: basketball, volleyball, Nascar, 'cheerleaders'?
43. Brand Of Clothing: whatever Tommy...., Nike,Guess...
44. Stores: all of them
45. School Subject: math, chemistry
46. Animal: Eagles, panda, dog, Polar bear?
47. Books: reading takes up too much time and hurts my eyes
48. Magazines: Sports and fashion magazines

___Currently___

49. Eating: donut
50. Drinking: juicy fruit
51. Talking to: no one right now
52. Online: ya
53. Listening to: Billy Gilman
54. Thinking About: uh…I’m drawing a blank
55. Wanting to: I want it to be Saturday
56. Watching: a PC screen..hell ya
57. Wearing: Tommy jeans and black T-shirt
58. Want Kids: 2 noisy
59. Want to Get Married?: eventually
60. Careers in Mind: i want to design my site better

___Opposite Sex___

61. Nice abs, or nice ass: both
62. Good kisser, or good with the hands: both
63. Nice body, or interesting conversations: nice body... i mean both
64. Nice Clothes or Nice Car: clothes
65. Good choice in restaurants or good choice in evening: good choice in evening
66. Licker or Flicker: what the hell is a flicker
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. hugs or Kisses: both
70. Short or Tall: tall
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoing
73. Fatty or Skinny: somewhere in the middle
74. Sensitive or Loud: both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: either
76. Sweet or Caring: both…aren’t they the same thing
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: trouble maker

___Have You Ever___

78. Kissed a Stranger: no
79. Drank Alcohol: ya
80. Smoked: no
81. Ran Away From Home: no
82. Broken a Bone?: no
83. Got an X-ray: no
84. Broken Someones Heart: no I’m too nice
86. Turned Someone Down: I don’t know, probably not
87. Cried When Someone Died: no
88. Cried At School: no

___Do You Believe In__

89. God: sure...not really
90. Miracles: yeah
91. Love At First Sight: sometimes
92. Ghosts: no...but its fun
93. Aliens: no...i luv movies about aliens
94. Soul Mates: yes
95. Heaven: YEP....hehehe...YoU Ar3 In My Heaven's Site
96. Hell: sure...The reality is that My heaven is ur hell...hehehe
97. Waiting till marriage for sex: don’t know
98. Kissing on The First Date: yeah I mean if the other person wants to
99. Horoscopes: maybe

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have?: probably

Tis a very good day, sure it's hot but i'm feeling hotter,well lots of goodness   today, lots of goodness this week. MMM MMM Good, ahhh well study, study, study  for today this simma down saturday. Short, sweet, and to the point.

Pick the "MONTH" that you were born in & put it on the comment . Your friends might understand you better....


JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive . Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious.
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FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressi
veness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
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MARCH:
Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
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APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Is proud of their looks and likes to show it off.
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MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
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JUNE:
Easy to talk to. Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone* always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

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JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. hot. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
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AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egotistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

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SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal and always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic. Sexy but has brains.
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OCTOBER:<--(meh)
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly.Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
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NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciates praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Highly Sexual. Uncertain in relationships. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart.
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DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in one

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Go to the website above. Enter your name and drop down what it gives u here...
kinda funny =D

You Know You're Vietnamese When....


At least one of your parents are in a self owned business like a laundromat, nail salon, or apartment building.

You cuss out anyone in Vietnamese that gets you pissed off.

You listen to New-wave, Techno, Rap, Slowjams, and/or Euro dance.

There's Chinese in your family line somewhere.

You live in the valley (SFV), O.C., or somewhere in the East.

You get along with other Vietnamese even though they are total F.O.B.'s.

You don't own an American car.

You like to wear Nike, Adidas, Tommy, or Nautica. If you're an F.O.B., you wear Calvin Klein and Guess.

You highlight your hair.

You played the piano once in your life.

You take 2 or more showers a day.

Your parents always boast about you to all the other Vietnamese parents, or your parents totally dogg on how stupid you are to other Vietnamese parents.

After you come from the beach with a tan, your parents say that you look Cambodian.

No matter what you are, people think your Chinese or Korean.

If you get detention or demerits from school, your parents think that you are a rebel.

When you are feeling ill, your parents think you're on drugs.

In your house, there's always multiple pictures of your family and you when you were small, side by side in every room.

You have the last name or are related to someone who has the last name: Nguyen.

Your dad wears glasses and always has the good ol' hair combed to the side.

You only buy products made in Japan.

Your parents always remind you to greet every older person in Vietnamese if they're Vietnamese.

Your parents hate pets except for harmless, CHEAP goldfishes.

Your parents know how to cook Pho.

You're taller than your parents.

You put Soy Sauce or nuoc mam on every food .

Your parents use the "Eagle" brand oil for every type of sickness.

You know where all of the Vietnamese restaurants in town are.

Your family own a copy of "Paris By Night".

Your father or brother goes to the casino every week or month.

You're proud to be Vietnamese - and you pass these jokes on to all your Vietnamese friends! =D

Wow..finally im BACK...So if you are reading this, you are a lucky one. You were not cut this time.
But there's always a next time. Keep in touch with me if you wanna stay. lol
I don't really expect any of you to actually do this, but oh well.
<3 to those who care.
(fu) to the rest.
- Gi4nG

Today I...
1. have summer break already (heck yeah!)
2. ate food
3. requested friends
4. wanna change my xangur layout..but i still dont create one bg yet...=[
5. fold up clothes for tomorrow trip...gonna go for a week....MISS ME???
6. exhaled

&heart; Don't you just hate it...

Don't you just hate it when people doubt who you really are?
Don't you just hate it when your originality has been assailed?
Don't you just hate it when people question your integrity?
Don't you just hate it when originality comes with a blend of styles?
Don't you just hate it when people vent at you?
Don't you just hate it when you know you're better than someone?
Don't you just hate it when you can't help but smile and laugh at their pathetic little minds?

Well, that's the way life goes! Deal with it!

Look at ......

 Fermat's Last Theorem in English: