I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY THE HELL CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS? SCREW SCISSORS, WHY CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? WHY AREN'T SHEETS OF COLLEGE-RULED NOTBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS? I'LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY, A ROCK WOULD TEAR THAT SHIT UP IN TWO SECONDS. WHEN I PLAY ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK. THEN WHEN SOMEBODY CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THEIR PAPER I CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FIST AND SAY "OH I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU, ASSHOLE, ISNT'IT??? =]

yay!! let's play with your brain with this puzzle...maybe you should look at Ruled first
http://www.puzzle.jp/letsplay/play_sudoku-e.html
or http://www.sudoku.com/
Have a hard time with your brain-teaser!!!

I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.
Beas on my head but don’t call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
I hate myself.

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.
I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
Cause it’s my show I’m Gi4nG v0.
It’s my show I’m PoWeRFuL GaNgSTeR.
It’s my show I’m Gi4nG v0.

SOMEBODY KILL ME!!!!!!!!

Actually, don't. I've changed my mind...i will get my sword to kill someone i see now...=] how evil i am!?!

WhAt's Th3 AnSw3r??

when asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors.


What is greater than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you'll die?

FIRSTS

First best friend: probably Tam

First date: uh, i'm not exaclty sure

First kiss: my teddy bear..lol

First screen name: freespirit1015

First funeral: never been

First house: actually thats pretty funny

First teacher: uh i think that teacher had a tumor or something

First pets: kiki, damn that dog

First piercing/tattoo: neither nor....yay...hows about ear pierces?

First job: well i was a cardgreeting-maker....but now I drew anything ppl request me

First credit card: yeah....i still have money in there: $7,000 ..gezz im a good saver

First enemy: probably a kupa on mario

First big trip: when i was dropping acid, haha jp

First music: uh, something is easy listening..kinda pop..BUT NOW only ROCK

LAST


Last cigarette: none

Last alcoholic beverage: uh exactly last week in the trip with my cousins...i got 2 beers and one glass of wine =x

Last car ride: uh i didnt drove...

Last Love: .......no one...maybe only myself

Last kiss: uh my pillow

Last good cry: since the day my bro went to the USA....about 7 years alreadie..OMG

Last food consumed: uh probably

Last crush: uh not exactly sure

Last phone call: uh my cousin about shopping

Last time showered: haha..i just get out from there

Last shoes worn: black ADIDAS

Last sexual temptation: uh i guess last night..isnt it?

Last cd played:The Click Five ....the one in PRE-TRL

Last item bought: i bought a MP3 player

Last annoyance: trying to close a fuckin piece of fucking shit conex

Last shirt worn: actually i didnt wear shirt

Last website visited: uh www.gaiaonline.com my username is: InTheFlamesOfHell ....add me to your friend list if you're there

Last thing you said: "Sue, check the mail when you have nothing else to do, otherwise i won't remember till like 9 at night or something"

Last person you IMED: my bestfriend babycat1022002 =]

^.^and read this sheet....Haha so many colors..so true.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

I'm A GeeK/ GaNgStA

-Goth--
Do you wear black eyeliner?: no makeup so no
Do you own any black clothing?: yes alot
Do you think about death often?: a bit
Do you want to die? hell i wanna know how does it feel when i die
Are you a social outcast?: ..what?
Are you pale?: a bit
Do you like Hot Topic?: no i think its a bit freaky

--Skater Punk--
Can you skateboard?: hahahaha no
do you wear Vans?: no
Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?: rarely
do you get in trouble?: yeah but I never get caught
Do you listen to the bands: ? yep sure...rock bands...
Do you have any piercings?: yessss

--Prep--
do you say the word "like": yeah
Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: not yet
Are the A&F models hot?: no clue
Rock music is bad, right?: no way..ROCK is the best!
Do you want to be in a sorority/fraternity? maybe
Into jocks/popular guys/girls? sure
Are/were you a cheerleader? hahhahaha NO

--Hippie--
Is your hair long?: kinda
Are you a vegetarian?: no
Do you own a tye dye shirt?: just when i studied 7th or 8th grade
Do you want peace?: sure...but WAR is funnier
Do you want to save the animals: of course.. only the cool ones tho
What do you think about war? what war is it? i luv war with my cousins

--Gangsta--
Are you from the ghetto?:if milfords ghetto then yeah..but no im not
Do you own "bling bling"?: yessss
What do you think about do-rags?: hahaha only on halloween
How about hip-hop?: da shit
Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world?: i dunno
What do you think about afros?: How big is it?
Have you ever said 'fo shizzle'?: yeah

--Emo--
How often do you cry?: man I rarely cry. i dunno
Do you have an ex?: no
Do you have an acoustic guitar?: no..i luv to have electric guitar
Are you emotional?: hell yea
Do you like soft music?: sure..sometimes
Do people understand you?: I doubt it
Do u write ur own songs?: yessss...read  through my xanga and you will see some
Is your hair dyed ?: not yet
Do you cut?: cut what?

--Jock--
Do you play any sports?: yess....i try all sports
How important are they to you?: not important
Do you pick on the geeky kids? I don;t pick on anyone
What do you think about football?: boring
were you considered a bully by anyone?: yea

--Geek--
Do you wear glasses?: yea always with me.
Do you get good grades?: of course but i'm not serious about it
Are you smart?: hell YES
Do you use an inhaler?: no
Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets: no.
Does your mom buy your clothes?: not all the time
How often are you on the computer?: alot
Do you ever get picked on?: no one would dare so no

love me................leave a love comment[who gives me?]

like me.................leave a sweet comment[i'd like sweet comment]

wanna marry me....leave a "will you marry me?" comment[lolz o_0]

wanna fuck me............. leave a "i want to fuck u" comment[i hope you don't]

think im a SEXY.................leave a dirty comment[ *.*]

care about me ....................leave a caring comment[^.+]

if you hate me.................kiss my ass bitch[ don't you hate me?]

basically leave a comment...thats what i mean

HAH , my mind is not completely corrupted !!

ASIANS are tan
that's my race
so don't put it down!!

My ASIAN pride
I will not hide
My ASIAN race
I will not disgrace
My ASIAN blood
flows hot & true
My ASIAN peeps
I will stand by you
thru thick & thin
till the day we die
Our ASIAN flag
Always stands high
I yell this poem
Louder than all the rest.
cuz every 1 knows
ASIANS ARE THE BEST!!!

ASIAN Pride in my mind
ASIAN CRIPS is my kind
So step aside and let me through
Cuz its all about the ASIAN crew
Life sucks and then u die
but if your ASIAN
You die with pride!!!!

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Funny SEX Sh*t

You should have SEX on days that begin with T:

_Thanksgiving,

_Tuesday,

_Thursday,

_Today,

_Tomorrow,



Sex is:

+like Nokia (connecting people)

+like Nike (Just do it)

+like Pepsi (ask for more)

+like Coca Cola (Enjoy)

<Spending one hour to compose this poem> and i intend to get the music for it

ASIAN PRIDE

Asian Pryde is in my mind,
Asian blood is in my kind,
So step aside and let me through,
Cause its all abouts the Asian Krew,
Asian love is all around,
For my fellow Asians,
Never let me down,
Show your Pryde and say its true,
Cause Asian blood flows through you.
Asian Pryde -4- Life and Eternity


*Asian Fire*
Ever since the start
Us Asians have fallen apart
But this day in age
Is when we display
Our Asian Pride
It brings us together
Making us rise forever and ever
And you can’t stop what we’ve done
Cause face it,
We’ve already won
We know how to do things right
We know how to put up a good fight
It’s our Asian Pride
That helps the asian side
Each year has passed
Now it’s time for you to see that asians last
Cause we’ve got pride
And asians are on the rise
So don’t even try
Cause we’ll make you cry
Bend down and beg for the mercy you need
Bow down to the ones you should obey indeed

Asian Pride Til' I Die
Asian Pride til' I die,
No reason to lie,
So step aside,
Analyze..Recognize...
Your Kickin' it on the Asian side,
So step aside before we regulate,
Keep it real cause Asians will

*Asians For A Change*
Asians have always been peaceful, and kept to themselves for years
That's because we couldn't look away our fears.
Now we have a larger population.
Allowing us more communcation.
A new culture, a new era, it's time for us to come out
To show the world what we're all about.
We all follow the beliefs of Confucius, Jesus and Buddah.
Raised with pride, honor, respect, and charisma.
We were brought up good, kind and caring,
But because of your society,some of us changed ourselves to bad, mean, and daring.
Now Asians are the new talk of the news.
Us and our gangs and our kick back crews.
We're the worst race to step the earth and that's a fact.
It's not White, Hispanic, it's not even black.
White's stereotype, we have slanted eyes and study too much.
We don't give a fuck about such and such.
Hispanics call us chinks, gooks and fobs.
They're just jealous, 'cause we make fun of their jobs.
White's and their fuckin' k.k.k shit.
We ain't scared, we ain't terrified a bit.
Whites try to discriminate us in every possible way.
We don't give a fuck, we don't care what they say.
Beaners try to pick on us and have fun.
They keep forgetting who has the bigger guns.
It's all about pride, if you're Asian, without no Asian pride,
You don't belong with us, you might as well step on to the other side.
We have the most money and we're the smartest race.
With our brains we can control the entire place.
Though we will never have domination.
'Cause we still have Asians killing Asians...


Azn's
It's not dark or lite,
It's pure asian, that's rite!
Asian Pride thro thick and thin,
Cuz all we asians always win!
We are strong, in and out,
That's what asians are all about!
We dont take no shiet from u,
Cuz we can take u'r ass on too!
Asian Pride! We stick by our side,
If u gotta problem that, then let's take it outside!
To all u asians, remember it's true,
That asian blood runs thro u!
Asian Pride, World Wide!

Asian Pride 4 Life
AsIaN PriDe 4 LiFe TiLL i DiE
No ReAsOn 2 Lie
So SteP AsIde
AnaLyZe, ReCogNiZe
YoU'rE KicKiN iT On Da AzN SiDe
So SteP DowN b-4 We
ReGuLaTe
KeeP iT WiLL
CuZz AzN WiLL
DeN i GuEsS i GoTTa BouNce
So MucH LuV aNd TaKe CaRez...PeAcE

Long story short...took a road trip with friends, bought some fireworks, brought them home, my mom goes crazy and pours water on them and now the fireworks are ruin. Oh well the road trip was fun.

Right now I'm at my aunt's mansion of a house, and I'll be staying here for the 4th of July, going to have a bbq and then see some fireworks...

>>Girls Want A Guy...

...who can wrestle with me and let me win.

...who i can talk to about anything

...who laughs at my jokes.

...who puts my cold hands in his warm hoodie pockets.

...who lets me use his sweatshirt for a pillow.

...who says i love you & means it.

...who will kiss me in the rain, in the sunshine, and in the snow.

...whos calls unexpectedly.

...who will have many inside jokes with me and remember each one.

...a guy who notices haircuts.

...who realizes that i say things but dont always mean them.

...who i can go swimming with on hot days.

...who can tell me his problems and let me help.

...who will listen to me talk

...who will bring me seashells from the beach.

...who will let me beat him upwhen i get angry.

...who writes love letters to me, but doesnt send them.

...who draws pictures and slips them gently into my locker slot.

...who saves his genuine, big smiles for me.

...with deeps eyes,that can see through faces into depths.

...who wears baseball hats and lets me wear his too.

...who gives me his t-shirt to change into and not expect to get it back.

...who knows my favorite color, song, car, vegetable, perfume and the color of my toothbrush.

...who will shake my dads handand look my mom in the eye.

...who will call me by my full name--first, middle and last.

...who willl know when something is wrong when im trying my best to put on an act

...who will kiss me and tell me im beautiful.

...who will let me cry to him.

...who will hold me& kiss my cheek.

...who suprises me and compliments and plays with my hair.

...who will brag about me to all of his friends

...not afraid to give me a great big hug right infront of his mom

...who smells like he just stepped out of the shower.

...who wears cologne that i can subtly smell when im leaning on his shoulder.

...who tells me i have a nice laugh and a smile that lights up the room and simply be mine to hold.

Girls if you want a boy like this, send this in the next 2 minutes , If Your a boy that does this, comment it and say"I'm that Boy"