August 4, 2005
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I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE’S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY THE HELL CAN’T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS? SCREW SCISSORS, WHY CAN’T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? WHY AREN’T SHEETS OF COLLEGE-RULED NOTBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS? I’LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE PAPER CAN’T BEAT ANYBODY, A ROCK WOULD TEAR THAT SHIT UP IN TWO SECONDS. WHEN I PLAY ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK. THEN WHEN SOMEBODY CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THEIR PAPER I CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FIST AND SAY “OH I’M SORRY, I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU, ASSHOLE, ISNT’IT??? =]
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hey watcha doing havent talkd in a long time. do u no if ther is a link to this mv song these boots are made for walkin or walking by jessica simpson ty how r u so buzi dese dais
back from vietnam already??? hopfully it was fun!!!
hey danks 4 de links but how cum the mv hav to b connectd online to watch it basically wen u give me the links 4 it i dont need to connect to watch it
How r u doing? im just bord. do u no if dere is ani links to 2R albums songs. i cant seem to find ani